Thursday, August 26, 2010

Who ate all the pies...

I did.












And I will be.
Flying to the States on Saturday for two weeks and I can almost hear my fat pants getting excited. If you have been you will relate. Have you ever eaten such fatty, processed & sugary food ever! I am going to be a heffalump. Bring it on!

I can almost see my husband throw his eyes up to heaven when he reads this. He doesn't get it. Men don't. Womens obssession with weight.
 I would think of myself as bigish girl-I have never been skinny (and it doesnt help that my sister is a svelte size six) and  I know I am not anyway obese... I am a  size 14.. not one of these "im a size 14 in jeans" and there are 3 bellys hanging out over the band- Girl just buy the size 16 willa!

I have discovered the gym in the last 6 months so the clothes are getting a little looser (Don't you just love that)  but the scales havent changed a bit though! Another thing men can't understand- "Honey why are you getting obssessed with the scales when you can SEE the difference in your shape and in your clothes" but I just pout like a five year old and say I want to SEE the change in the damn scales...


I am embarking on a 12 week Fat loss and toning probgramme with a low carb- not no carb, low carb diet- before all you anti Atkins who think they know it all but have information dating back ten years, start trying to ram your opinions down my trapwith Planet Health Club Blackpool so here it is for those of you interested in the journey  http://gymwillfixit.blogspot.com/

 Bring it on! After the eating all the pies in Florida of course...

Wednesday, August 25, 2010

Ann...and...Barry...Went...to...the...Shop...

That sentence right there gives me a tug in my heart.
This is Ann.
This is Barry.
Ann has a car.
Barry has a lorry.
Sigh.. Those were the first sentences I ever read.